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Sure enough, there's an ambush.
♫ The first time I saw you, everything froze except for my beating heart. ♫
♫ Oddly, I had to adjust my breathing and suppress my impulses. ♫
♫ Whenever you appear, warm thoughts of you ♫
♫ surrender me whole, and can never escape from your side. ♫
♫ The flaming knife slices into the silent night and ignites it. ♫
♫ My fiery eyes are locked onto my personal contact with yours. I smile. ♫
♫ The moment we clash allows no time for hesitation. ♫
♫ This is a world that does not give an option for failure. ♫
♫ Even if I have to go against the world. SO. ♫
♫ Even if I stop breathing, I won't let go. SO. ♫
♫ What chance? SO. What fate? SO. ♫
♫ Welcome to this crazy game of love. SO. ♫
♫ Don't worry about whether or not this is meaningful. SO. ♫
♫ Even without your approval, I must attack. SO. ♫
♫ What crisis? SO. What feelings? SO.♫
♫ Welcome to this game of master love guardians. SO. ♫
♫ Love is not a game. I must do my best. ♫
♫ Even if people suffocate, I can't waver. I can't give up. ♫
♫ For love, I'm an eagle. No one can keep their distance. ♫
♫ I'll wait for you closely. I'll protect you closely. ♫
♫ While loving you, I forget how to love myself. ♫
♫ Even if I have to go against the world. SO.♫
♫Even if I stop breathing, I won't let go. SO.♫
♫ What chance? So? What fate? SO. ♫
♫ Welcome to this crazy game of love. SO. ♫
♫ Don't worry about whether or not this is meaningful. SO. ♫
♫ Even without your approval, I must attack. SO. ♫
♫ What crisis? SO. What feelings? SO. ♫
♫ Welcome to this game of master love guardians. SO. ♫
[One Year Later... Mount Xi Xing]~ Episode 1 ~
Huh! This guy doesn't have any respect.
How can he eat by himself before I sit at the table?
Moreover, this meal has way too much protein. Does he want to kill me?[BUG FEAST]
I'm already 45-years old. Does he want me to build more muscle
by eating so much protein?
He is getting more and more disrespectful.
This guy. Ever since he came back from that mission,
he's been such a bum. Doesn't want to do anything.
He doesn't do house chores. Even when he cooks,
he makes everything a mess.
Could it be... he's still thinking of that girl?
Listen carefully. There's a new mission for you.
Are you done talking? I'm not taking any missions anymore.
Little brat, if you keep declining missions, do you want us to live off just air?
Every mission I go on is very dangerous. I don't even get paid much.
If you describe it well, going out on missions are for saving others,
but the reality is simply making a person face all kinds of death traps. Who'd want to do something like that?
I'm not taking it.
Although I train everyday, I still can't surpass this old man.
Fine.
If you don't want to take the mission, then I won't force you.
It's a shame though.
This mission really is different.
Not only is the pay good and work easy, but there's also hot girls involved.
That's not possible.
This pervert didn't even respond.
Words alone are no proof. We will write down everything in a contract this time.
Hey.
- Are you here to see the CEO?- Yes.
Do you really think a guy like you can see the CEO?
So, you two won't let me pass through?
Sorry, we can't let you pass.
Go away quickly. We don't want a commotion.
If I say you guys are dogs, I'd be insulting the dogs.
I wonder how strong your anal sphincters are.
What's a sphincter?
Why are you asking us this?
Because there will soon be a cold breeze passing through your stomach,
then there'll be a TNNDHT feeling in your abdomen.
What the heck is a TNNDHT?
It stands for: God, It Hurts Like A Little B*tch. [TNNDHT cannot be directly translated]
Your abdominal pain will move from your small intestines to your large intestines.
To your rectum, then anal sphincter.
Right now everything is dependent on your strong anal sphincters.
It was a pleasure meeting you two for the first time.
Dad, I just think that
those body guards are really useless. They're all looks and no skill.
As soon as Yu Shu and I play a little trick on them,
- they all end up getting tricked. - Fine, fine, fine.
Did you know? As much as you despise them, they don't want to work for you, either?
Right now, you're blacklisted by the bodyguards.
Then, that's perfect. I don't want any bodyguards, anyway. They follow you everywhere. So annoying!
Dad, it's not like you did anything guilty.
Why are you always so overprotective of your daughter?
- I– this–- Okay, okay, I know.
Because it's better to be safe than sorry, not everyone has a good heart.
That's right! There are so many bad guys in the outside world. I only have you as my daughter.
You should at least think of me, right?
Fine.
Then... you have to, at least, get me someone who looks skillful.
You can't always get those bodyguards who look like they're useless.
A master that looks skillful?
- [Do they exist?]- [They do.]
- You said it.- Yes.
- A master that looks skillful.- That's right.
But... I should still have the last word.
- Fine!- Dad, trust me.
A person like that hasn't been born yet.
Hey! Hold on! Wait!
Sorry, we're in a hurry. Girls come on. The elevator won't wait. Chances won't wait, either.
Hey, your makeup's running. Hurry and touch up in the elevator!
Oh my god! 36D, 34C.
Wow, 34D. I'm so lucky!
These girls all have killer bodies. So amazing!
If any of you are chosen by the people of Peng Zhan Enterprise today, you might as well be this year's new darling of the advertising industry!
Hurry, hurry! Check your makeup!
I'm so lucky. What kind of amazing view is this!
Right now, if the power could go out for the elevator to stop functioning, how great would that be?
Don't be scared, don't be scared. Stay close to me.
It's okay, it's okay.
Come closer. There's nothing to be afraid of.
Come out, come out.
Even if I get trampled to death at this angle, I'll have no regrets.
So worth it.
Is this heaven? There's another hot girl.
Her legs... waist... chest.
The face of an angel... perfumed hair.
This mission really is different.
Not only is the pay good and easy work, but there'll be tons of hot girls.
That old man wasn't lying.
- Li Fu.- Yes.- When will he be here?
That's strange. He should be here by now, but there's still no sign of him.
On the resume, this guy has never come late.
Excuse me, are you looking for me?
I'm here. Hello!
Look to your left.
More to the left. A bit more.
Hi!
How did you just suddenly appear?
- If I couldn't, then I wouldn't be a master.- Oh, you're right.
That's not right. How was it possible for you to come in?
We have a lot of security guards at the door. How did you–
- Wow!- Sorry about that.
Are you Lin Yi?
No wonder, you're the renowned master. I am Chu Peng Zhan.
I have long admired you.
Mr. Chu, let's speak clearly. Just what do you want me to do?
I want you to go undercover as a student at the University of Song San.
Student?
You must accompany my daughter to and from school, study with her, also protect her from harm.
This is more like being a babysitter.
I'll pay you NT$50,000 a month.
- NT$50,000?- Including all expenses paid for school.
As for other expenditures, you can get reimbursed from Li Fu.
What about where I'm living?
For the safety of my daughter, you can live with her.
How can I be so shameless?
- I'm so scared! Ah, I'm so scared!- Don't be scared!
- With me here, no one on Earth can harm you.
- Especially your heart.
- It's so good to have you.
It's okay...
Mr. Lin, what do you think?
This is a serious problem. I must think about this clearly.
Who knows what kind of face your daughter has. What if...
- Ah, I'm so scared! - I'm more scared!
Especially...
So naughty, playing hard to get?
There's a killer, protect me!
Geez, stop hitting me! Protect me!
Please, please!
- Get lost! - Ahh, there are so many killers!
Of course, it must be hard for a master to do something like this.
It is difficult. How's this, Mr. Chu?
Do you have your daughter's information that I can see? You should know that in this line of work,
we must have a thorough understanding of the entire process. It's a careful procedure.
It can't be completed that quickly.
This is Ms. Chu's personal information.
This... Isn't this the girl who was at the elevator?
- I'm so scared, I'm so scared!- It's okay, don't be scared!
With me here, no one on Earth will be able to hurt you.
Especially...
your heart!
I'm so glad to have you!
Mr. Lin, what do you think?
- Mr. Lin!- Yes!- What do you think about this?
After thinking it through thoroughly,
I've forced myself to accept.
Mr. Lin, sorry about before. I didn't personally pick you up.
If I've offended you in anyway, please be considerate.
Let me introduce myself. I'm Li Fu, the CEO's personal assistant/driver.
From now on, if you need anything, come directly to me.
Mr. Li, let's be comfortable with each other. You can call me Xiao Yi.
Xiao Yi, hello.
Then, you can call me Uncle Fu. Let's go to the CEO's house first.
Uncle Fu, let's be straight with each other.
Does my job really just entail going to school, studying and protecting Miss Chu?
I'm not going to lie,
but you're already the 101st bodyguard that the CEO has hired.
I knew it. That old bat doesn't have a kind heart.
Dumping me into a case that's already been through 101 bodyguards.
Don't misunderstand. They weren't beaten up by Miss Chu.
They were fired.
Miss Chu can fight?
Miss Chu doesn't know any martial arts, but her pranking skills are fantastic.
Those 100 bodyguards really suffered.
Really?
Xiao Yi, don't worry. Although Miss Chu has a bad temper,
but she has a kind heart.
Argh, argh, argh!
So boring!
Really! Why are all your bodyguards such cowards?
Indeed! They can't even protect themselves,
much less me.
Hey, Ah Meng! Did you know we're blacklisted with the bodyguards now, so no one wants to take the job?
Then, that's perfect. Now, my dad's never going to find a bodyguard for me!
Hey, hold on. If we don't have bodyguards to prank anymore, wouldn't that be even more boring?
Xiao Shu, what are you saying? Don't curse it.
Uncle Fu, why are you coming here so early?
Compared to before, I love this mission so much!
This girl's body is very nice.
Her sexiness can't even be concealed by her robe. Oh my god!
Her facial features are delicate and clear. Perfect score!
Xiao Shu!
Let me introduce to you, since we have to protect Miss Chu,
this is the new bodyguard the CEO hired.
Miss, what's your name? You're not Miss Chu, right?
Since I've accepted the job of protecting Miss Chu, can I protect you, too?
That's not possible! A new bodyguard?
Where did Uncle Chu find this street worker?
Even a street worker is becoming a bodyguard?
What's going on? No bodyguards are willing to come, right?
Hey! Are you sure you're a bodyguard?
I'm not. I used to sell shoes made out of tweeds for a living.
Oh my god! Are you okay?
I'm fine. I've been eating too much. My system's just a bit inflamed.
So that's what it is.
There's danger!
- Oh yeah, where is Miss Chu? - She went to take a bath.
Is that so? Xiao Yi, let's–
Freak.
Indeed, he is a master.
Get out, you pervert! Pervert!
Stop hitting me!
It's going to explode!
- What did you say?- This is a bomb!
Someone planted a bomb in your bathtub. I've disarmed it already.
What? Thanks...
What?! A bomb?!
Help me! Help!
But I just said I've disarmed it.
Was she naked just now?
I didn't really get a good look.
Uncle Fu! Uncle Fu!
Everything at its correct place. Everyone move faster.
- Uncle Fu! I'm telling you there was a...- Oh no!
Uncle Fu!
Ahh! You...!
Give that to me!
You're a really good friend.
What do you mean?
Ahh! Give it back!
Ahh!
Give some to me!
Miss, I think this is when you should leave.
Ahh!
Miss Chu and her little friend are really amusing.
There's a killer aura, but it doesn't seem dangerous.
That's strange. The jade doesn't sense it, either.
- You pervert! You're dead, pervert!- Miss,
what are you doing? I just saved you!
You're still dare to ask? Xiao Shu, help me!
I'm coming!
Stop! Listen to me! Hold on!
Fine! You want to explain?
I sure am curious as to what crazy lies you can make up!
Honestly, disarming a bomb
and protecting your life is a part of my job.
That's an excuse, not the main point!
The main point is you saw everything!
Please! When I'm working,
I don't even notice your bodies!
- Really?- Of course!
[The nosebleed confirmed everything]
You! You liar! You liar!
Don't go overboard, you guys!
You can't even control yourself! How can you protect other people?!
Use any tricks that you have!
- Use your tricks! - If I used all of my strength, you guys would die early.
If you keep hitting me, don't blame me if you go naked again!
Go naked? I don't think you can do anything to us now!
- Ahh! You–!- You–!- Me?
Ahh!
-What's wrong?!-Uncle Fu! Ahh!
Oh no!
Uncle Fu! Ahh! Ahh!
Uncle Fu! Ahh!
Miss, shouldn't you two be leaving?
I don't care. He's just a big pervert!
Fine, then I'll personally call my dad.
He has to be fired!
Hello, Dad? It's Meng Er.
Hello, my daughter. What do you need from daddy?
Dad, I'm telling you. This new bodyguard has absolutely no morals![Pitch-Wavelength Skill]
He's just a big pervert!
And you're making me live with him? It's like making a sheep live with a wolf. It's too dangerous!
Meng Er, you have to stop calling every bodyguard a pervert.
Don't be so stubborn, okay? Listen to daddy this time, okay?
This time, I especially hired an international master!
Dad, I already said that I don't need a bodyguard!
A girl living alone in a cottage is very dangerous!
Daddy's just worried. This time, listen to daddy.
Also, this bodyguard is actually into men!
What?!
Meng Er, daddy has a meeting. Let's talk later, okay?
No, Dad! Listen to me!
Hey, hey! Hello?
What?! He's using this method to stop me?
What did Uncle Chu say?
Mr. Lin, do you need something?
Uncle Fu...
You're really strong.
Get off, get off!
Judging by your age,
your body is really spectacular!
Hey!
What the heck!
You're dead!
Pervert! You're dead!
These two ladies sure are difficult.
There's no way...
Those two are the school beauties. The most sought after in the university.
Who are you to follow us?
I'm going to say the bad stuff first.
We're going to think of every possible idea.
Every possible way to get you fired.
CEO Li, the thing that our boss has burdened you with is all on you.
Something's wrong.
Are you kidding me? How can there be another master at school?
♫ So lonely, so lonely, so lonely. I hate it. ♫
♫ I need a hug, as long as I'm not lonely. ♫
♫ I don't need a tall and handsome one, girl. I'm not picky. ♫
♫ Hey boy across from me, I'm a good girl. ♫
♫ When I see you, my heart beats like thump, thump, thump. ♫
♫ A deer caught in headlights, I can't bear it anymore. ♫
♫ I never knew love was so magical. ♫
♫ I've already been burned by love's flames. ♫
♫ So lonely, so lonely, so lonely. I hate it. ♫
♫ So lonely, so lonely, hurry and rescue me. ♫
♫ You are my loving comfort. ♫
♫ So lonely, so lonely, hurry and give me a hug. ♫
♫ You are my reason for loving. ♫
♫ So lonely, so lonely, so lonely. I hate it. ♫
♫ I'm lonely to death. Love you. ♫